|When it's already called 'The Nut', innuendo becomes redundant.|
|View from the top. The Zig-Zag path ascends in only a little over 400m so it's rather steep.|
|Those ascending tend to share a facial expression,|
one of 'Abandon hope, all ye who nut.'
Those descending are generally contemplating arthroplasty.
The casual stance of this man is a LIE.
…strolled leisurely down the many mossy steps to the bottom of Guide Falls…
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Bland Catalogue Posers with Nature's Majesty - Free to a bad home.
…trotted up and down viewing platforms and generally spent time repeatedly navigating the torturous entrances to our abode. Sometimes it felt like exercise but other times it didn't and in between bouts of walking we ate ourselves sick enjoying all the benefits of a burgeoning culinary tourism industry. (Watching Ginger eat Belgian waffles for breakfast at the House of Anvers Chocolate Factory sent me into paroxysms of Gluten Jealousy.) Unfortunately, I was struck down with a sinus infection just before the major walking and spent the day being very dizzy on the sofa instead of visiting Cradle Mountain. Consequently, I wasn't feeling healthy let alone any fitter over the week and was genuinely surprised to discover last Saturday that I could do this:
|Usually, I require assistance at this point.|
|Triumphant and Fat-bottomed about to crest the summit.|
|And even more ludicrous poses insulting to the natural beauty of the landscape.|